Okay, I know Bin Laden was killed in Tora Bora in 2001, but the guy claiming to be Bin Laden is on board with the global warming farce.
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Let’s face the facts. No broken down terrorist on dialysis would be able to avoid the Army Rangers that were breathing down his neck. Have you seen so much as a photo of Bin Laden since 2001? How could you? He’s spread out in 32,000 pieces on an Afghan mountainside. That said, the voice on a recently released audio tape wants the world to boycott American goods (the ones we still manufacture), using the scourge of global warming as the latest reason for hating the United States. This kind of rhetoric could have come from Barack Obama himself, but instead came from one of his brothers. I know Obama said he wanted to reach out to Muslims, but this is ridiculous.
Now lets see what the Muslim world has done to make a dent in global warming. Oil production? No, that won’t decrease greenhouse gases, but that can be offset with terrorist attacks. If they can just kill enough “innocent people”, that would go a long way towards reducing carbon footprints. [/column] Well, we can just call it even then. So the onus is back on us. If the Muslim world can find a way to neutralize their greenhouse gas emissions, then why can’t we? Well, following the logic above, I can think of a few ways to obliterate a few carbon footprints, but Islam may take exception to it.
So what are the similarities here? Bin Laden wants to seemingly reduce global warming, and so does Barack obama. Bin Laden wants to destroy the American economy, and so does Obama. Just ask the SEC. Bin Laden wants to stamp his Islamic footprint all over the United States and…so does Obama. It seems to me that these two have more in common than not. Of course we will never know what the real Bin Laden thought of the global warming fraud, but whoever picked up the torch for him is using it to beat Obama over the head. What can Obama say? That this guy is full of crap? No, he’s just espousing the exact same concerns that Obama is. The United States is the global warming devil, and must be stopped at all costs. When I say all costs, that isn’t just just a cliche’ phrase either.
Don’t worry bin. Obama has cap and trade on the table, and if he can’t ram that through, he’ll just have the EPA declare breathing a greenhouse gas emission and bring all us stupid Americans into happy green Muslimland with you and your 10th century pals. He’s reaching out bin, you have to give him that.
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